Wednesday 14 April 2010

Tory Manifesto

Some very scary stuff is being rolled out down south in the Conservative Party manifesto. The bit that tickles me is the pledge that every UK government department will have a minister to look after Scottish interests. This will be fun! Just who are these people going to be?

The truth is that Scotland currently has one Tory MP, and the General Election isn't going to change that much. There will be no considerable swing to David Cameron in these parts. No sir! We are far too sensible up here!

So, we'll get a whole lot of Humphreys looking out for Scottish interests who holiday here, or who have Scottish grannies. I can't wait!

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